Thursday, October 10, 2013

Review: Cum for Bigfoot (Cum for Bigfoot #1) by Virginia Wade

Cum For Bigfoot (Cum For Bigfoot #1)

Cum for Bigfoot (Cum for Bigfoot #1) by Virginia Wade
Publication Date: December 11th 2011
Genre: Adult Erotic
Format: Kindle (Moan for Bigfoot)
Source: Free on Amazon
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~Summary~

Book 1 of The Monster Sex Series

If you go into the woods today…

On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.

This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, and ménage à trois. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+



~My Thoughts~

Yeah, my curiosity got the best of me. And how couldn't it with a title like that haha. Originally called Moan for Bigfoot, I found this title for free as I was looking through the "customers also liked" section as I love trying to find me some free books.
Cum for Bigfoot is B movie galore! Where a group of teens (18 year olds) go off for a camping trip, get themselves kidnapped, loved on by a vibrator, and King Kong finally gets his Ann. Surprisingly when the teens got sexually assaulted by Bigfoot it didn't make me uncomfortable like that sort of thing usually does, I think it’s because the idea of it is just so out there haha. Plus the equipment Mrs. Wade gave, Leonard the Bigfoot, was quite distracting ;). He was the size most guys want to be and most girls say they want but deep down they're afraid it might damage a few walls haha.
I think the only few things that were disturbing was that the main girl slept with her friends step dad, those two were freaking flirting in front of the son for gods sake. Though I get, or I hope I do, why this was put into the story. Its foreshadowing the pleasure Porsche will have with the apes length. And the other would be the ape fingering her, the details of that was showing his true self, and yeah that's gross haha.
The story moves quickly, a bit too quickly in the beginning for me, but nonetheless this held my interest. It's quite a silly concept and if you love B movies and getting turned on then this is your book. And oh boy, those scenes ;).....this was the hottest erotic I've ever read, that until my boyfriend gets leave, I've cut myself off from erotics completely. My panties were just dying to be ripped off by my man and....and I'm sure you know what I was hoping for haha. Seriously, this is one hot book! And because of the great detail Mrs. Wade provides for us you totally forget what a freak Leonard truly is.
Though this is just the build up for the rest of the series and with the major cliff hanger at the end, it makes one want to come back to see if Porsche and her friends can ever get their freedom back. Overall this will have you laughing, either on the inside or out, and it’ll have you going wtf. Especially once you meet the crazy mother of Leonard, she makes herself useful with a vibrator and some lubricate. Got you intrigued? Or utterly disturbed yet?

But by the end I promise you, your mind will feel blown and between your legs, you’ll feel quite wet. So if this got you curious like it did me, this short is free on Amazon. I can’t wait to read more series from Mrs. Wade! Well, once my man gets back that is ;)  
 
3.5 Bats
Gives you a good haunting
 
 
 
Sweet Readings Everybody! ;)
 
 
 

{Cover Reveal} What Remains by Nicole R. Taylor

 
What Remains by Nicole R. Taylor
Publication Date: October 15th 2013
Genre: Adult Post-Apocalyptic
 
 
~Summary~
 
I’d never known true darkness until the lights went out.
I had never known what it was to be hungry.
Everyone I ever knew was dead. If they weren’t, then they wished they were.
I know I did.
Prue Ashford has been surviving alone in the Australian bush for the last three years. After an unknown virus wiped out most of the human population, she escaped the chaos and hid. Every town and city was locked down into quarantine, but that only led to the inevitable. Death.
Living off the land, avoiding other survivors turned bad, she’s led a lonely life, surviving on the edge of a very narrow cliff. The moment she begins to lose hope is when she meets the handsome and enigmatic, Shaw.
He’s the first human being she’s seen in three years that hasn’t tried to kill her and she doesn’t dare to hope. She’d given up finding anyone alive that still had goodness inside of them.
Her only option if she wants to live is to trust Shaw and he takes her to the isolated community he calls home. Being among people again is it’s own challenge and Prue finds herself tested on every front. Making friends was never easy for her and making them after an apocalypse is even harder.
Hannah, the town’s apprentice doctor, becomes the closest thing Prue has to a best friend and Nan fast becomes her surrogate mother. Shaw brings feelings to the surface that she would rather forget and Eva, the mayor’s daughter, seems hell bent on making her life a living hell.
In the end, Prue must make a decision. Stay in the town at the end of the world and learn how to love again, or go back into the wasteland of human civilisation and go it alone.

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What Remains is a gritty story of human survival. When society crumbles and chaos reigns, people become desperate. They turn to violence and resort to extreme measures to go on living. Parts of this story may be confronting for some people. It contains violent situations staged by desperate people, the extremes that people go to to show their love and a dose of bad language. It’s recommended for readers 18 and up.
 
 
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~About The Author~
 

 
Nicole R. Taylor is a Paranormal, Urban Fantasy and Contemporary Romance author from country Victoria, Australia.

Previously, she has written for various small street press music and entertainment publications as a gig and album reviewer before publishing her first Urban Fantasy novel in early 2013.

When she isn't writing, Nicole likes to spend time curled up with a good book and her 3-year-old rescue cat, Burger. She gets itchy feet more often than not and has lived in three countries and travelled to three times as many.

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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Netgalley Knockout Challenge Wrap Up

 
 
Hey guys, it seems like this awesome challenge is over :(. But I had fun and it was good to get to my review books, though I didn't get to many I wanted to get to. Still got tons so this definitely motivated me to want to get to them sooner! I hope to continue the flow of this challenge going :)
 
Okay, here are the titles I was able to read.
 
 
Belle Noir: Tales of Love and MagicAll My Life (First Things, #1)Barbie World (Baby Doll, #2)Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain (Zack & Zoey Book #2)You Are Mine (Mine, #1)Bound to Remember (Spellbound, #1)
 
 
You Are Mine (Mine #1) by Janeal Falor
 
 
Thanks to Goldilox and the Three Weres for putting this awesome challenge together! I had a blast! :)
 
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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

{Cover Reveal} Gravediggers by Cindy M. Hogan

 
Gravediggers by Cindy M. Hogan
Publication Date: Fall 2013
Genre: Young Adult Mystery
 
 
~Summary~
 
Seventeen-year-old Billy thinks his father’s murder will never be solved—until he stumbles across an old ammo box while digging a grave in his small-town Tennessee cemetery.

What he finds leads him to question everything he knows, and his search for answers will uncover more than he bargained for: lies, secrets, and conspiracies—and behind them all, a dangerous truth.
 
 
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~About The Author~
 
Cindy M. Hogan
 
Cindy M. Hogan graduated with a secondary education teaching degree and enjoys spending time with unpredictable teenagers. More than anything she loves the time she has with her own teenage daughters and wishes she could freeze them at this fun age. If she's not reading or writing, you'll find her snuggled up with the love of her life watching a great movie or planning their next party. She loves to bake, garden and be outdoors doing a myriad of activities.

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Love the cover and the plot is definitely intriguing, adding this to my GR!
 
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Review: Virals

Virals (Virals #1) by Kathy Reichs
Publication Date: November 2, 2010
Genre: YA Science Fiction
Pages: 454


 
 
 
Summary
 

Tory Brennan, niece of acclaimed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan (of the Bones novels and hit TV show), is the leader of a ragtag band of teenage "sci-philes" who live on a secluded island off the coast of South Carolina. When the group rescues a dog caged for medical testing on a nearby island, they are exposed to an experimental strain of canine parvovirus that changes their lives forever.

As the friends discover their heightened senses and animal-quick reflexes, they must combine their scientific curiosity with their newfound physical gifts to solve a cold-case murder that has suddenly become very hot if they can stay alive long enough to catch the killer's scent.

Fortunately, they are now more than friends. They're a pack. They are Virals.
 
 
Okay, so I don't have that strong of feelings for the book. I did enjoy it. And I did like it. I just necessarily say why.
 
The plot was good. There really was two different plots that don't really intertwine till the end. I didn't mind that until it became clear that all we really would do was spend a little time on one then jump to the other one. It would've been nice if they connected more. And of course, as this is a start of a series, there is world building. So, that does slow the book down at times.
 
The characters were fine. Tory seemed a lot older than she really was. Things she said and did, didn't always feel like a fourteen year old. Ben, Shelton, and Hiram were good supporting characters. They complimented and gave a much needed contrast to Tory. I do wish there was another female character that was annoying, stuck-up, or slutty.
 
Overall, I enjoyed it. The action was fun, and if you didn't over think anything, it's an easy read. Yes, I had problems with it. And it definitely wasn't a masterpiece. But I would recommend it for an easy read and a fun book.
 
 

 

Monday, October 7, 2013

Review: Incubus Hunter (Erotic Elf #1) by Kenya Wright

Incubus Hunter (Erotic Elf, #1)
 
Incubus Hunter (Erotic Elf #1) by Kenya Wright
Publication Date: February 13th 2012
Genre: Adult Paranormal Erotic
Pages: 92
Format: Kindle
Source: Free on Amazon
 
 
~Summary~
 
Whispers swirl throughout the underworld of Carmen, the fanged elf with the violet eyes. They say she hunts incubus demons, not for money, but to clear a debt with a powerful wizard.

But time is winding down. Carmen has five days to clear the balance or she loses her daughter. Desperation forces her to go after Blaze. He’s worth two million dollars dead or alive.

The hunt begins. She spots him and sets a seductive trap. It’s just business as usual—until she ends up capturing so much more.
 
 
 
~My Thoughts~


What Hooked Me:
The steamy scenes and beware, there are a lot of them. One in every chapter and they'll make you melt ;)
 
What Didn't Hook Me:
Sadly, a lot of this made me cringe. Starting with the author constantly saying Incubus demon. No, an Incubus is a kind of demon so there's no need for the word "demon" to come after "Incubus". You could let us readers know it’s a demon but after that you can drop that word.
I felt like the main plot got side stepped and the supposed romance took over. The main gal is trying to get her daughter back from a demon but I felt like she lost her passion to get her back once the horny Incubus came into the scene. So the storyline started to go downhill for me.
Next the Incubus got a little too possessive for me. I understand sex is what makes him survive but sometimes I felt like he was too forward and I got uncomfortable. Him constantly calling her "mine" was a bit disturbing. She never said she was yours, so you constantly saying that isn't hot, at least not for me. So if you like the possessive type then this guy is for you.
Also I don't see how these two fell in love. You guys having sex a dozen times does not make you fall in love. Just means you guys are good at pleasuring each other. I don't see the romance that made you guys fall.
Lastly, this needs major editing. Not just grammar wise, but adding in more detail. Especially in the beginning, there I felt like a lot of sentences didn't really finish through with what the author was thinking so it might get a little confusing.
Overall this started off good but went downhill for me. Some of the tale was there, hooking me but after a while it got lost with other things distracting from it. I don't regret reading but I am grateful it was free on Amazon.


It will make you shrill



Sweet Readings Everybody!



Saturday, October 5, 2013

Book Spotlight: Happy Birthday to Me (Birthday Trilogy #1) by Brian Rowe

Happy Birthday to Me (Birthday Trilogy, #1)
 
Happy Birthday to Me (Birthday Trilogy #1) by Brian Rowe
Publication Date: April 5th 2011
Genre: Young Adult Fantasy
Pages: 314
 
 
~Summary~
 
Seventeen-year-old Cameron Martin has a huge problem: he’s aging a whole year of his life with each passing day!

High school is hard enough; imagine rapidly aging from seventeen to seventy in a matter of weeks, with no logical explanation, and with prom, graduation, and the state championship basketball game all on the horizon. That’s what happens to Cameron, a popular pretty boy who's never had to face a day looking anything but perfect.

All Cameron wants to do is go back to normal, but no one, not even the best doctors, can diagnose his condition. When he finds love with a mysterious young woman, however, he realizes his only hope for survival might be with the one person who started his condition in the first place...
 
 

PRAISE FOR HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
 
“This is a fantastically fun read that I immensely enjoyed and am sad to see finished… by the end I was putting aside every other thing I had to do just so I could read the conclusion” – Caught Between the Pages
 
“Happy Birthday to Me is an excellent read: a unique concept, well-written… I sped through the book, just wanting to read ‘one more chapter’ to find out what would happen next” – Katie’s Book Blog
 
“I devoured this book in just over a day… I was addicted to it… I look forward to seeing what happens next in this trilogy” – Love Fantasy Sci Fi Novels
 

 
~About The Author~
 
Brian  Rowe
 
Brian Rowe is a writing fiend, book devotee, film fanatic, and constant dreamer. He's written nine novels, dozens of short stories, five feature-length screenplays, and hundreds of film articles and essays. He is one half of the blog Story Carnivores, where he reviews the latest in books and film. He is currently pursuing his MA in English at the University of Nevada, Reno, and is hard at work on his next novel.
 
 
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*Book Spotlights are mainly dedicated to books I have received for review but have yet to get to them*