TV quotes (4 & 5)

Run, bitch, run!
           - Scary Movie

Time to shut up or nut up
          - Zombieland

Oh, kitty likes to scratch
          - You Again

Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny spit-fuck.
           - Tallahassee from Zombieland

Are you a boy or girl?
Does it really matter.
           - Arthur

*cell phone rings*
nerd sitting next to Moose "Go answer it, Mister popular...."
           - Step Up 3

What happens if a car comes?
We die.
           - The Notebook

Witch! Witch! You're a bitch!
You'd think after 300 years they'd come up with a better rhyme!
            - Practical Magic